MANAGING PARTNER ROGER FLETCHER BAKER SOLICITORS & Co
326-328 Old Street London,
EC1V 9DR
England
ATTENTION:
I am Roger Baker, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died as a result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake
I am contacting you to seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to my late client. He has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars (US$17,500,000) left behind.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology.
I can be reached on :rfbchambers11@gmail.com
Sincerely Yours,
Barrister Roger Baker.
Attorney at Law
Email : rfbchambers11@gmail.com
Tel : +447599873786
******************
WOW!
Looks like I'll be playing in all the big buy-ins now, plus a few of the WSOP events, anyone have the contact details for the EPT organisers?
Must draft up my letter of resignation for my Boss!
Wait... do you guys think I'd be better off asking for a career break after all it is only $17.5m (€11m) ... I just fear it might be gone in two years... I could spend a million a month at the tables very easily, so I might be glad to have the auld job to fall back on?
Just thought it was fair to give you pros some advance warning before I'm set loose with the cash...
I'm rich!!!!
6 comments:
lol, will you even remyember your poker playing buddies left behind, sob sob.....
lol
Whats the 'administration' fee you have to send them so they can transfer this money to your account (details of which you probably hae to send them also including your PIN!)
Aw congrats...
I must email you the pic i have of the big orange Orangutan doing a double birdy that i randomly send back to when i get told I'm a millionaire or in need of some viagra... it makes me feel that bit better..
Forward me that Orangutan pls Susan! Oh and you can have the green mini cooper too no bother(!)
Smurph - I'll stake ya into the WSOP - will that make you feel better?!
Tom - I'm nearly sure I have an old bank account lying around with 0 balance that is just waiting for $17.5m to fill it... might re-name it 'Jules Poker Bankroll' as for a % of admin... I'm sure they will be happy to accept a % of any poker wins I generate instead! ;-P
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Whats with the sceptism. He hasnt asked you for a cent and he's offering a chance at 17.5M on a shot to nothing and your getting all flutey. Whats the matter with you.
Aidan... you are SO right. I'm making you my finanical manager... get your finger out pronto, and sort it out!
Post a Comment